Category: Horoscope

Our back-to-school View into the Hudsonian-crystal ball shows a period of ascendence—as the earthly Maiden seeks inner Balance in the sky. Is air-travel in her future? Is it in yours? Is it merely a kōan-y metaphor???

We see your travel opportunities as limited this month (why else are you in town reading the paper?), avoid submarines and dirigibles until after the Maenads’ moonlight dance. (Tip to the wise: skip the lion costume for now.)

Oh, you July birthday babies!—our View through the sacred Hudson-crystal ball maintains you manifest as a crab, or a lion… or a crabby lion (and we, your metaphorical fodder in the Colosseum).

We foresee Love, Wealth and Travel in your future. (If you’re reading this because it was left on the stoop of your Village townhouse, then we also see wealth in your present.) Beware the city’s new anti-rodent trash collection rules and don’t put out bags before 8 pm.